All The News That’s Fit To Print

All The News That’s Fit To Print was Originally Posted on August 13, 2013 by lavarock

All The News That’s Fit To Print and some that isn’t..

As I look over my news headlines, I begin to scratch my head. Any one of these could have become today’s blog entry, but where to start, where to start.

Paula Deen was accused and lost part of her cooking empire when sued for (among other things) race discrimination. That charge was brought by a white woman who has no standing to sue Deen for that in the first place. That is like you suing neighbor A because their dog bit neighbor B’s dog. (Pun coming) You don’t have a dog in that fight.

“Utah teen convicted in bomb plot runs for mayor”. He spent time in juvenile detention for threatening to blow up his school.

“Mystery priest from Mo. car accident scene ID’d” Hint: It was not a dead monk who died in 1927 as some suggested.

“A judge in Tennessee has ruled that the name “Messiah” isn’t fit for a baby.” Talk about letting the government (the judicial part) decide what you name your child. Doesn’t the judge realize that many of the Mexican children in our country are named after Jesus?

“Secret Store Scent Recipes You Can Make at Home” so you can make your house smell like a department store.

There was a video uploaded that shows “The Internet as seen in 1997″. Turns out the parents leave the kids to browse the internet on their own and only at the end touch on the possibility of what REALLY is online. By the way, the family is not really a family, just actors. I know this because I know how to surf on the web.

Look, up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane… “Missing Iowa border collie found stuck in a tree”. Need I say more.

You KNOW when election time is, because it is posted all over the place. “Billboards give wrong date for Detroit election”. I guess the opposition came up with this. If Republican, vote on Wednesday, if Democratic vote on Thursday, if Independent there is no need to vote cuz you can’t win!

OK, so you are a Doctor and during an operation you see something strange. Of course you remove it and save it for further analysis. “Russia: Surgeon stole heroin found in stomach”.

You don’t need a surgeon for this one, more like a mortician. “Michael Jackson to play alongside John Lennon, Mahatma Gandhi”. Are they the new members of the Grateful Dead?

As you can see, I could have commented at length about any one of these real news items, but I just don’t have time.