What’s Your Excuse?

What’s Your Excuse? was Originally Posted on October 3, 2012 by lavarock

The mystery of the “Cincinnati Lights” appears to have been solved. Citizens have seen 5 lights in a V in the night sky and then 3 lights slowly descending? UFO’s? Well, they WHERE unidentified, until someone identified them. Skydivers performing a nightime landiing for a football game.

Decades ago people were mesmerized by unidentified objects over the desert, right near a military base. DUH! No wonder the government refused to admit they were testing things, they were secret. If you explain secret military aircraft, they are no longer secret. People will demand more information, and then what?

Crop circles were big for a while, until some locals admitted creating them themselves as a prank. It seemed obvious to me that they were man-made because they were always in the middle of nowhere, places where nobody would see them created. If “aliens” created them, why would they create them in the middle of nowhere? Certainly not because the aliens wanted to hide, because the next morning everybody would know that aliens had been there; had there actually been aliens there.

So, unexplained is just that, unexplained, until someone explains it.

There are houses where water or a ball will go uphill. Easy to explain when you pull out a level (or cellphone app that mimics a level) and find that the floor is not level and thus you are staning on an incline. Thus level rolling objects appear to roll uphill. Even the famous walking up a wall or dancing on the ceiling video is easy to explain when you see that the room rotates while the person inside is still vertical.

Mystery solved!