Full Of It

Full Of It was Originally Posted on July 19, 2013 by

New Jersey and Oregon share an idea and in NJ’s case it has been the law for 57 years. You cannot pump your own gas; it’s illegal.

NJ says they can’t imagine putting all those people out of work, but you have to wonder what the price of gasoline would be if those thousands of people were put out of work. Old people should not be forced to pump their own gas. people might put gas in the wrong cans. They are call-filling neophytes. You begin to wonder just how dysfunctional people in New Jersey really are. These are silly arguments because the other 48 states have been able to overcome these giant problems.

People have looked at NJ’s gas prices and said they are the same as in the South, but it turns out that the states don’t tax gasoline the same.

So for every ingredient in Heinz 57 sauce, there has been a year of people not pumping their own gas in New jersey. If they ever decide to change that, they will have to play ketchup.